I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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