I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I am mentally ready for anal.
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