You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You're like the curious george of whores
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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