Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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