I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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