return my video game
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
