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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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