Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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