I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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