i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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