My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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