Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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