i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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