I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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