Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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