He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize