you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You made out with two different species that night
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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