Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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