Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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