I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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