talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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