i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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