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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.

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(530): View more from California

You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.

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(519): View more from Ontario

After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.

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(315): View more from New York

everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.

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