actually, I'm a sock model
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Even my vagina gasped.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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