Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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