yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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