Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My liver just had a heart attack.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
