Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Dignity is for republicans.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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