u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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