Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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