And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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