you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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