what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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