Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
His nipple licking is glorious
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