Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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