Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
we're so committed to being not committed
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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