I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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