you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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