i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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