i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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