ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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