we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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