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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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