YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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