if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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