no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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