WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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