If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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