Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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