its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
