You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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