your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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